Streaking Old Lady

 

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. 

One leaned over and said, "Life is so darn boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!" 

"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. 

The first fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. 

The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?" asked her waiting friend. 

"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."