Friday, November 18, 2005

Harassment


Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a woman standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore. She takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you that your hair smells nice?" The woman replies: "It's Keith, the midget."

*Thanks, Daryn!

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