Friday, April 22, 2005

I can post it cuz....

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Two Gay Men and a Baby Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. W...

Marvellous Maxine!

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Remember this next time you pee in someone's bushes.

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A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the...

The Unstoppable Virus

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I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this o...

Famous People Quotes

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"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." --Tom Clancy "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, ...

80's Flashback - Twilight Zone - The Movie

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What makes this so interesting is the number of stars now famous were just starting out in the 80's... ROD SERLING'S phenomenally ...
Thursday, April 21, 2005

Just Be Different!

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Last time that I was in the dog house, it surely didn't look like this! *Thanks, Auntie 'M'

"The Meanest Mother"

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I had the meanest mother in the whole world. While other kids ate candy for breakfast, I had to have cereal, eggs or toast. When others had...
Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Irish Prostitute

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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why di...

Two travelling angels

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Two travelling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in...

In the jungle... the mighty jungle....

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*Thanks, Auntie 'M'

4 Catholic Mothers

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Four catholic mothers sit together over a cup of coffee and try to impress each other with the importance of their sons. Says the first one:...

I Believe

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I believe- that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- that no matter how good a friend is...

Bill's Car Wash

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Bill owns a company that manufactures and installs car wash systems. Bill's company installed a car wash system in Frederick, Md.  The ...
Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Cliff Notes

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"Everyone is the Swiss Army owns a Swiss Army Knife. That's why no one messes with Switzerland." "It's a little kno...

Just Be Different

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If this is the outhouse...you'd better be awake, if you have to go in the middle of the night....

Doggy Dictionary

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LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: any soft, clean su...

Black Testicles

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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four...

You're Invited!

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This is a PowerPoint presentation. Click above *Thanks, Andy!

MATCHSTICK CHALLENGE A TITANIC TASK

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It's taken a year and more than four million matches, but Mark Colling has nearly finished his nineteen foot model of the Titanic. It c...