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Sunday, December 20, 2015

Christmas Riddles

Christmas Riddles

from Squigly's Playhouse
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. Did you hear about the cracker's Christmas party?
A. It was a BANG!

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. What two countries should the chef use when he's making Christmas dinner?
A. Turkey and Greece.

Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker.

Q. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?
A. They are always dropping their needles.

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. Santa covered with chimney soot.

Q. Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
A. Rude-olph!

Q. How do you know when Santa's in the room?
A. You can sense his presents.

Q. Why was Santa's helper depressed?
A. He had low ELF-esteem.

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. Why were the kids afraid of Christmas?
A. Because of Santa Claws!

Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish.

Q. What is green, white, and red all over?
A. A sunburnt elf.

Q. Why did the candy cane cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to get a licking!

Q. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A. Pineapple.

Q. Why does Santa have three gardens?
A. So he can go HOE HOE HOE.

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
A. Santa's burps!

Q. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
A. "Aren't you tired of hanging around?"

Q. Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A. Because he wanted to sleep like a log!

Q. How did the sheep say Merry Christmas?
A. "Fleece Avoided."

Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A. Nothing, it was on the house!

Q. Why didn't the wig get any presents on Christmas?
A. Because it was very knotty.

Q. Why does Rudolph have a red nose?
A. Because he sneezes a lot!

Q. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
A. "Looks like rain, dear."

Q. Who says "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?
A. Santa walking backwards!

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