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Saturday, September 05, 2015

HYUK HYUKS...

Dr Says I Have to Quit!

Today I was getting an examination and the doctor said that I'm going to have to quit masturbating :(

I asked why and he said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
HYUK!
PUNCTUATION. ......... ..

An English professor wrote the words:

"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is powerful
HYUK!

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