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ROOOAAARR!!Beware it's subtle, but inevitable betrayal. These metal figures are hand made using spare metal parts and in the likeness of some of our favorite characters. They add an element of blue collar class to any desk or book shelf.(H = 5 1/2 inches, W = 3 inches, D = 6 1/2 inches)Buy one today (around $25CDN) from: Geek Cantina (http://www.geekcantina.com)- Geek cantina is a Canadian

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Any fool with a pair of mittens can construct a passable facsimile of a human out of powdered frozen vapour, but it takes a true Picasso of precipitation to create a frosty masterwork. Follow these tips to create a snow sculpture that will endure forever, unless the temperature rises even slightly:• Stack ‘em High: While traditional snowmen are comprised of three snowy spheroids stacked in

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Yes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI'm sorry = You'll be sorryWe need = I wantIt's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.Do what you want = You'll pay for this laterWe need to talk = I need to complainSure ... go ahead = I don't want you toI'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lotYou're certainly attentive tonight = Is

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Try Your Luck!1. 2. 3. Answers below.1. "Shotgun"2. "In One Fell Swoop"3. "Repeat after me"

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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the pinche cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,

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The following questions were set in a GED examination**These are genuine answers (from 16 year-olds)............and they WILL breed.Q. Name the four seasonsA Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegarQ. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drinkA Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeistsQ. How is dew

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*Thanks, Kaila

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Remember your hunting days with this mounted deer LEGO kit: the morning dew, the crunch of the field under your fancy boots, the sad eyes of the majestic, dying animals. It will all come swirling back to you as you assemble these 60-ish pieces. Due to piece availability, I've had to tweak the design slightly from the photo — mostly in the design of the backboard.This unofficial, homegrown LEGO

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Welcome. You are a little late to the party, as this is a site promoting a 2012 wall calendar, which is likely flying by as you read this. Otherwise, you must be reading this from a post-apocalyptic space colony, sorting through cached webpages after retrieving a stray satellite containing fragments of what we once called “the internet”, but I’m glad to have you here anyway.This site was

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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the

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*Thanks, DW

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Today, I am giving you a D A I L Y S U R V I V A L K I T to help you each day............ Toothpick ... to remind you to pick the good qualities in everyone, including yourself. Rubber band ... to remind you to be flexible. Things might not always go the way you want, but it can be worked out. Band-Aid ... to remind you to heal hurt feelings, either yours or someone else's. Eraser ... to remind

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As you may have seen on the news it's been very cold in Saskatchewan ... So cold, in fact, that the Government of Saskatchewan has borrowed a Norwegian Icebreaker to clear the North Saskatchewan River for freighter traffic. The Icebreaker is starting near Devon and working its way northward.Here is a picture as the hard work of ice breaking begins. Impressive!*Thanks Dwight

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From it's humble beginnings to full series webisodes, see how the creators have improved over time. Even the beginning shows are worthwhile to watch and a must for Trekkies as well as Trekkers!From Star Trek - Hidden Frontier, boldly going where Star Trek has not gone before with gay characters, Cory Aster and Jorian Zen and a whole new foe to fight with The Grey, as well as the perennial

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You will be amazed! If you can't figure out how it's done, email me by clicking on The Wizard icon at the top left of 'OZ' and I will email the answer to you...Click above to Play "Guess Your Number"

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If you question religion and you long for one that makes it more relevant to you....Click here.

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COFFEE FILTERS Who knew! And you can buy 1,000 at the Dollar Tree for $1.00, even the large ones. 1. Cover bowls or dishes when cooking in the microwave. Coffee filters make excellent covers. 2. Clean windows, mirrors, and chrome... Coffee filters are lint-free so they'll leave windows sparkling.3. Protect China by separating your good dishes with a coffee filter between each dish.4. Filter

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Environment Canada has issued a travel warning due to the cold weather that is arriving tomorrow. They suggest that anyone traveling in the current icy conditions should make sure they have the following: *Shovel*Blankets or sleeping bag*Extra clothing including hat and gloves*24 hours worth of food*De-Icer*Rock Salt*Flashlight with spare batteries*Road Flares or Reflective Triangles*Empty gas

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My latest model:(click on the picture to visit his site and find out more)120,000 Bricks5.7m Tall - The tallest LEGO model in Australia.250 Hours to put this monster together.A huge thanks to Andrew Campbell at the Melbourne Headshot company for some amazing pictures!

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My name is Love, I live in Sweden and I'm transgender. Today, if I want to change my legal gender to reflect my true self, Sweden will force me to be sterilized.That's right: in 2012, to make the "F" on my identity card an "M", my country makes me give up the right to have biological children. It's not fair, and this practice must stop.Right now a reform of the law is being debated in Sweden. We

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For the ladies/girls only! (Ok, Gay guys too!)After you type your name a card comes up with Sorry Sorry Sorry on it, just wait about 30 seconds, it is really worth the wait and fun too, what people can do with computers today No really, you have to try this.....http://www.obtampons.ca/apology *Thanks, Dwight

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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the path.Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 notes falling out of that bag.""Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling

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*Thanks, Bright Eyes

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You see, my FUR keeps me warm. Your sweaters only serve to insult me. When I say "woof," I mean "I hate you." If the choice is between prison and playing dress up with you, I choose prison. As if it wasn't hard enough being called a anorexic all the time; now you dress me up as an old drunken hooker. If you think I won't eat you when you die, you're dead wrong. Though I have provided all the

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*Thanks, Dwight

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Click above. Then refresh to get a new "It's not gay if.."Not sure if I actually like the site or not...

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Watch out CSI and Super Heroes!Click above to buy one!*Thanks, Ernie

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What's the top-selling pop? It's a Coke.What's a rip-roaring quip? It's a joke.What do ya do with cigarettes? Ya smoke.So quickly, I beg:What's the white of an egg called?It's albumen. (I bet you said yolk. hehe)Q: Who is Snow White's brother? A: Egg White. Get the yolk?Q: If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch? A: None. Roosters Don't Lay Eggs! A Chicken

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Until we're considered equal, and not simply 'tolerated'.Until our youth aren't forced to leave home for the streets.Until our partners are welcome at all family, social and workplace events.Until the police are there to protect us not harass us.Until sex trade workers are not seen as criminals.Until our children see our families reflected in school curriculum and story books.Until our

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The State of Arkansas, anticipating a higher than usual tourist season, has unveiled their newest roadside facilities. The Board of Tourism also states that if you're pee-shy you should wear your sunglasses so that we won't know who you are. They also urge you to bring your own TP... Arkansas Rest StopClick It Or Ticket!

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GET THE F**K OUT OF THE WAY YOU.... A**-HOLE!!!

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Chinese tree extract has long been used as a hangover cure. Now it is being turned into a 'sobriety pill' that could cure alcoholism.by Bryan Nelson, Mother nature NetworkImagine a pill that could instantly sober you up no matter how much you've had to drink, or a hangover cure that worked minutes after swallowing it. Hardened drinkers rejoice: researchers are about to begin human trials on an "

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This a gay-themed comic--Wizard's Note: I have updated all the TROY posts to reflect Michael Derry's new domain. Links are no longer broken--Click Above Then choose 'Current Strip'.The first new comic of the new year (Troy # 296) Broke is out in the magazines and up online. Desperate times call for desperate measures for Derrick and Ray. And you can find Michael's books and ebooks for sale at

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$3K

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*Thanks, Stacie

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"-- well worth the read... " A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLDER: fuck..I forgot the words...*Thanks Bright Eyes

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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:"The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. The second time you will be fined $60. A third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"A male student inquired, "How much for a season pass?"

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*Thanks, Ernie

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Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and asks for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requests collateral. "Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce," the man says. The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping and gives the man the $5,000. Two weeks later

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Proposed Saskatchewan Roughriders STADIUM with aRETRACTABLE ROOFWho says I don't have a sense of humour!*Thanks, Bright Eyes

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"Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances."-- Dr. Lee DeForest, "Father of Radio& Grandfather of Television.""The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives."- - Admiral William Leahy , US Atomic Bomb Project"There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom."-- Robert Millikan, Nobel Prize in Physics, 1923"Computers in the future may

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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're

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A woman goes into a Bass Pro shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.A Bass Pro shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?""Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you

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*Thanks, Dwight

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ON COACHES, STRANGE FIVE-HEADEDCOACH TO LEADWASHINGTONSCHOOL --Wenatchee World (Washington) headline, about a football team that will have five co–head coaches (thanks to Kathy Corbin)ON DISTINCTIONS, INDISTINCT Reporter: Were you apprehensive in the 12th inning?Baseball great Yogi Berra: No, but I was scared. ON CAN’T WE NIP IT SOMEWHERE ELSE? “We take the dangers of alcohol seriously,” said

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Well, the Church removed my cookies fromthe bake sale..... again. I don't know what their problem is - I just used a dog bone cookie cutter... Then cut them in half and decorated them!! I thought they looked rather cute!!*Thanks,DW

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Never in a million years would I have come up with the answer.What if this was the only question on the exam paper to pass your English Exam. Would you pass?What nine letter word in the English language is still a word when eight Letters are removed one by one?Take a few minutes to try and come up with a nine letter word that fits The bill, then watch the attached video...Well, just watch the

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We are told that Gautama Siddhartha, the Buddha said these things:Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumoured by many.Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.Do not believe in traditions

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This a gay-themed comic--Wizard's Note: I have updated all the TROY posts to reflect Michael Derry's new domain. Links are no longer broken--Click Above Then choose 'Current Strip'.The "Classic" comic, Troy #5, What are you on?, is out and up online. First published in 1998. Troy's big night out at the circuit climaxes.And you can find Michael's books and ebooks for sale at TROY Tooner.

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*Thanks, Gary

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THEN AND NOWHOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED!

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A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?The son replied, "I do know!""Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?""That's easy, Daddy..." the young boy replied excitedly," It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.' (This one is my favorite)

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Hello... I have a question! Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? Why do croutons come in airtight packages?Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? If people from Poland are called Poles,then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Why is a

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A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 01. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!" 02. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 03. "Can you hear me NOW?" 04. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 05. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." 06

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Why should abnormal bodies get all the attention? The truth about the normal human body can be stranger than fiction. To prove it, here are 11 weird facts about the body you thought you knew.Click here.*Thanks, Gary

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Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. 1 chicken 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing1 cup uncooked popcorn Salt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 200 degrees. Brush

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Are they really 'raised'? Or are they indented as they should be?Click here for why this is a tricky photo.

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Leonardo DiCaprioClick above to view the rest! This is a powerpoint, which a viewer is included in Internet Explorer. Just scroll down, a line at a time, it will add the names, then the next will advance a page. Please let me know if you have trouble viewing. You can either choose 'OPEN' to view now, or "SAVE' to view at a later time.

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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day. The man looked over at his wife and said, "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill, then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yup, I was right -- your butt is two inches

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from Random Acts, by Bobby Stevenson For more wonderful stories, click here.Some things remain with you forever.When I was ten years old, my father took me on a trip in an old battered car and caravan, and although I didn’t know it at the time, my father was dying. He was only forty years of age and he was dying of a brain tumour. What can I tell you about me back then? That I was the only son of

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Own your own Korg Monotron. Order your own Korg Kaossilator. (From Geek Cantina)*Note: The Wizard does not necessarily endorse nor do I make any profit if ya buy one of these bad boyz

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Sister Mary Kay Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so".Sister Mary Kay Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Kay Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words."Sister Mary

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Click above

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I don't know if all this is true or not, but it does make for an interesting minute or two of reading...)If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.Only two

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by E. L. Davis &#185"Big Man - Little Man"They come into our lives one small child at a time, Always scared and lonely and wondering what they’ll find. Their minds so full of questions and their eyes full of fear, Always listening closely just to see what they can hear.Little feet, little minds. So many children, so little time.Once someone’s little angel sent from heaven up aboveNow battered,

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ya think they unnerstand . . . 'till ya ax 'em some questions on it. I love kids versions. Children's Bible GaffsThe following statements about the bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.)In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.Noah's wife was called Joan of

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Crossing the RiverThree men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river.Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please

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NSFW! Click here.*Thanks, DW

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ON MUST WE? It’s time to put our blood or our urine where our mouth is. --Iowa State Representative and Speaker of the Iowa House Pat Murphy, referring to drug testingON PASS THE PAELLA INSTEAD, PLEASE• Grilled Knives• Clams to the Sailor• Turned Around of Mushrooms --menu items, SpainON RÉSUMÉS FROM HELL • Qualifications: Twin sister has accounting degree.• Salary requirements: Starting over due

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Wow. 5 years working. Not long ago my whole life went to shit. With the new meds, the bi-polar seems in control. Gone (mostly) are the suicidal thoughts. Don't be scared by this, help me rejoice in a new life, a better relationship with my son, and my lover. Most of all now I think of my ex as a good friend. I put her thru hell. For that, I am truly sorry. My life is really good. I'm forever

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“Rufus Wainwright, as well as K.D. Lang are among the Canadians making essential and beautiful music. Add the name Jeffery Straker to that list”– Chicago Free Press, Gregg Shapiro (Jan ‘09)“Cycling through (his) record I could not help but wonder why he’s not already a star in this country. Over time, he’s evolved into a fine songwriter with great lyrical sensibilities. Straker is very much an

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BE CALMOR HAVE A BLOOMHANG OUT WITH THE FAMILYOR SIMPLY WALK TOGETHER WATCH THE WAVES OR WATCH THE MOON RISEBE IN ACTION OR STAY IDLE Do what pleases you and have a great day.

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This will make you laugh out loud! Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken

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Sully Erna (the openly Wiccan vocalist/guitar player for Godsmack) speaking about Wicca..."Contrary to what most people wish to believe, Wicca is a very peaceful, harmonious and balanced way of thinking, an earth religion if you want. I believe it is the oldest religion, definitely pre-Christian, and we don't worship Satan or the devil because we don't believe in it. We believe that the earth is

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From BLY UniversityClick here to take the Audio/Visual Dexterity Test.

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Find the cat. You have to look hard...

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This is a gay video. This video has some nudity. This video has explicit sexuality. This video is deemed Not Safe For WorkA reader of mine had this to say: "Check out the short gay film '306'; written, directed and produced by film maker Elliot London. Set in Chicago, IL, this 11 minute short film shows a day in the life of a young man. Without a single word spoken, '306' is full of emotion and

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This is a 3 MB PowerPoint Slideshow. Takes no time to load with Hi-Speed. It is worth the wait! When you click on the picture below, you can choose 'OPEN' to watch the show now, or "SAVE" to watch it later. Have a great day! Enjoy!Click above

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After just a few years together, a young gay couple whose relationship was filled with constant arguments, decided the only way to save their relationship was to try counseling. They had been at each others throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be

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What's doing, Norm? "Well, science is seeking a cure for thirst. I happen to be the guinea pig." What's up, Norm? "My nipples. It's freezing out there." What's shaking, Norm? "All four cheeks & a couple of chins." What's new, Norm? "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer." What'd you like, Normie? "A reason to live. Give me another beer." What'll you

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Click above to watch him take it all off!

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Cinderella is now 95 years old.After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"?The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella,

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Click above

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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? "Hold on to your nuts, this ain't gonna be your typical blow job!"

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The following is a very strong and moving letter written by the mother of a gay son in Vermont... "Many letters have been sent to the Valley News concerning the homosexual menace in Vermont. I am the mother of a gay son and I've taken enough from you good people. I'm tired of your foolish rhetoric about the "homosexual agenda" and your allegations that accepting homosexuality is the same thing as

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Click on the image to see it larger!

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His surefire method for getting out of ticket doesn't impress... A fellow was speeding, and got pulled over by a traffic cop. "What's the hurry?" the cop asked."I'm on call at the clinic, and there's an emergency. I have to get there as quickly as possible" the driver explained."What do you do?""I'm a rectum stretcher""A rectum stretcher? What's THAT?""Well, I insert an appliance into the

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Click above to make and send your own "PEE-Mails!

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The Secret's OUT! This may even help str8 folk.. just substitute he and him for she and her! ;-) When it comes to flirting it seems that straight people have their own unique system, but maybe there's something to learn from them, with a few modifications. Eye to Eye….ContactRepeated contact...at least three separate verbal or non-verbal clues need to be given. One to make sure it`s really him

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