Sunday, March 25, 2018
Did you know that in the human body is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?
It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.
If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass, and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
What is the difference between a sewing machine and a lady jogging?
A sewing machine only has one bobbin.