ON TAKE A LEFT AT THE NEXT BURNING BUSH
"We’re going to the land of milk and honey. Anybody know the way?"
ON DEWORDIFICATION, NECESSARY
Title of a US Postal Service plan to get more letter carriers to deliver mail on foot:
Customer: I’m an educated man, so don’t you dare talk down to me!
Tech support: OK, sir. Do you have a desktop or tower case?
Customer: Don’t use that technical s*** with me!
ON HAIR STYLIST ADS, NOT ALLURING
NEWBURY STREET COIFFURE.
AN ALTERNATIVE TO
ON THAT’S WHY QUOTATION BOOKS ARE SO VITALLY IMPORTANT
"Heartworm is an infectious, life-threatening cardiovascular disease spread by misquotes.