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Thursday, March 09, 2017
5 REASONS NOT TO BE A PENIS
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbours are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
And my personal favourite...
5. Everytime you get excited, you throw up and then faint.