The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?"
"Why did you wait so long to report it?"
"Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream."
Pretty soon Michael enters his house exhausted from a tough day at work.
He walks through the kitchen, places his lunch box down, and hears his wife say, "Honey! I'm in the living room."
Rounding the corner, he spots her all wrapped up in plastic.
After a quick peek, he immediately says, "Leftovers again!"
He asked her what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself."
"You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker.
"I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn't breathe."