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Friday, December 02, 2016

BRAIN CRAMPS

Heather Whitestone - Miss Alabama (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.



Mariah Carey "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

--Mariah Carey


Brooke Shields "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"

--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.


Winston Bennett "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"

--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.


Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"

--Former Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .


Hillary Clinton "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."

--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.


A congressional candidate in Texas "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"

--A congressional candidate in Texas .


Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark "Half this game is ninety percent mental."

--Former Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark


Al Gore "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

--Al Gore, Former Vice President


Dan Quayle "I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ."

--Dan Quayle


Lee Iacocca "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"

--Lee Iacocca


Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -

--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.


Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."

--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.


Bill Clinton, President "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

--Bill Clinton, President


Al Gore, VP "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

--Al Gore, Former VP


world "Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."

--Keppel Enderbery


Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina

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