Johnny said, "I haven't got da fingers."
"What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers? Lord t'undrin Jesus it's 2006! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?" Johnny says .
(Are you ready for this?????) Remember this is a Newfie.
"How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up??