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Saturday, October 08, 2016

Boy's nite out


Cuckoo Clock

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys." I told my boyfriend that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.  Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my boyfriend would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.  I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution(even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my boyfriend asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight".  He didn't seem pissed off at all.  Whew!  Got awaywith that one!  Then he said,"We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

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