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Thursday, July 28, 2016

Meet Marvin, Men's answer to Maxine !!

Marvin

Men strike back!

MarvinHow many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.


Marvin
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Marvin

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Marvin
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Marvin

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Marvin

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Marvin

When will Women be equal to men?
When they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Marvin

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
MarvinSend this post to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the truth !

AND MAXINE SAYS.. .....'MARVIN'.....

Maxine


Maxine just had to have the last word...

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