Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.
Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not.
Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.
Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool.
All urinals being occupied, uses sink.
Pisses without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time.
Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do.
Opens jacket, takes out tie, pisses in pants.
Is not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of tool while pissing.
Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to piss, fails, farts again and walks out muttering.
Drops silent farts while pissing and looks at the bloke next to him.
Pisses on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten minutes later.
Reads a book or newspaper while pissing.
Watches bubbles at bottom of the urinal while pissing.
Bangs tool on side of urinal to remove drops.
Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pisses in trousers.
Covers tool with both hands and pisses through fingers.
Stands in one cubical and pisses in next one.