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Saturday, March 19, 2016

The vacuum won't start ...

A retired guy sits around the house all day so one day his wife says, “Joe, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week”.

The guy gives it a moment’s thought and says: “Sure why not. Where’s the vacuum?"

Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee. His wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum running,

I thought you were going to do the vacuuming”? Exasperated, Joe answers,”The stupid thing is broken, it won't start.

We need to buy a new one”. “Really”, she says, “show me - it worked fine the last time”. So he did.

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