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I repeat what I said Saturday: Everything that has been said about me and my colleagues in the party is untrue, except for some things that have been published by some media outlets.
Real Housewives of New Jersey star Spanish prime minister Mariano Rajoy
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Rutland Regional Medical Center President Thomas Hubner says he's optimistic about the future except when he's not.
Rutland (Vermont) Herald
Tech support: Why do you think that?
Caller: I have found a folder full of pornographic pictures on my hard drive.
Tech support: Well, probably someone at your house is saving porn onto your hard drive.
Caller: How dare you imply that! My husband is always on the Internet looking at a fishing website!