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Thursday, November 12, 2015

Stupid Is As Stupid Says...

STUPID is as STUPID Says!
-- ON EXCEPTIONS, PRETTY BIG --

I repeat what I said Saturday: Everything that has been said about me and my colleagues in the party is untrue, except for some things that have been published by some media outlets.

Real Housewives of New Jersey star Spanish prime minister Mariano Rajoy


STUPID is as STUPID Says!
-- CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT DEPARTMENT --

Rutland Regional Medical Center President Thomas Hubner says he's optimistic about the future except when he's not.

Rutland (Vermont) Herald


STUPID is as STUPID Says!
-- ON YEAH, WE BELIEVE IT! --

Caller: Hi, I think someone's using my Internet.

Tech support: Why do you think that?

Caller: I have found a folder full of pornographic pictures on my hard drive.

Tech support: Well, probably someone at your house is saving porn onto your hard drive.

Caller: How dare you imply that! My husband is always on the Internet looking at a fishing website!


actual tech support call

STUPID is as STUPID Says!
-- ON WHAT DOES OWEN HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS? --

TRY A TASTY COOKIE WARMED IN OWEN

readout on a cash register screen

STUPID is as STUPID Says!
-- ON DEATH, IMPERMANENT --

GENERAL WHO RAN SOUTH VIETNAM BRIEFLY DIES AT 86

headline, Orange County (California) Register

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