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Sunday, November 22, 2015

FRIENDS VS SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
SASAKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
SASAKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SASAKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
SASAKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
SASAKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, help you clear the table & do the dishes, then play dominoes or cards and just being together.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
SASAKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SASAKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SASAKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'.

FRIENDS: will visit you in jail.
SASAKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you.

FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick.
SASAKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home.


FRIENDS: have you on speed dial.
SASAKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: have your number memorized.

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SASAKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Might ignore this.
SASAKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Will forward this post to all their Saskatchewan Friends and those who once lived in SASKATCHEWAN.

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