What do you call a motor bike belonging to a witch?
A broooooooom stick!
Was Dracula ever married?
No, he was a bat-chelor!
What do you get if you cross a vampire with Al Capone?
Why are skeletons usually so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin!
What do vampires gamble with?
What sort of group do vampires join?
A blood group!
Why do skeletons hate winter?
Because the cold goes right through them!
What do you call an old and foolish vampire?
A silly old sucker!
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?
The girl necks door!
What is red, sweet and bites people?
What is the favorite subject of young witches at school?
What did the vampire say after he had been to the dentist?
Fangs very much!
What happened to the werewolf who ate garlic?
His bark was worse than his bite!
What do you call a massive witch doctor?