Husband – ‘Where are you going?’
Wife – ‘I'm moving to my mother’.
Husband also starts packing his clothes.
Wife – ‘Now where are you going?’
Husband – ‘I'm also moving to my mother’.
Wife – ‘And what about the kids?’
Husband – ‘Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... they should move to their mother’.
Wife : "Why are u home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
Doctor : How is your headache?
Patient : She's out of town.
No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile phone
Because, there is always a better model on the market.
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that your survival instinct is stronger than your ego!
Whisky is a brilliant invention.
A lot of doubles and you start feeling single again.
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most.
When a man does that, the slide show begins.
Q - You know why women love shoes?
A - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat, the shoes always fit..
Q - Why can't women drive well?
A - Because there are too many mirrors in a car to distract them..
Q - Why can't women stand a day in a jungle?
A - There are no shopping centers..
Q - How to save a dying woman?
A - Tell her about a 90% sale going on somewhere..
Q - If a woman is quiet, which day is it?
A - Who cares, just enjoy the day..
The woman who invented the phrase ... "All men are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened....
Wives are magicians........ they can change anything into an argument.
Why do women live a better, longer & peaceful life, as compared to men.
A very intelligent man replied: Women don't have a wife!