--George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is no harder work I can think of than taking myself off to somewhere pleasant, where I am forced to stay for hours and 'have fun'.
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
--Andre Gide (1869 - 1951)
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
--Dave Barry (1947 - )