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A Lawyer's Ethical Dilemma

Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.

She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another $100 bill.

On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorney's mind: "Do I tell my partner?"

Crazy Laws - Ohio

Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

In Bexley OH, ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.

In Cleveland OH, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!

In Cleveland OH, Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.

In Columbus OH, it is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.

In Ironton OH, cross-dressing is against the law.

In Lima OH, any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.

In Marion OH, you cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.

In North Canton OH, it is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.

In McDonald OH, your goose may not paraded down Main Street.

In Oxford OH, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

In Paulding OH, a policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.

In Toledo OH, throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.