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Monday, December 10, 2012

WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN

A Christmas tree always has wood. Even small ones give satisfaction.

A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.

A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.

A Christmas tree has cute balls. (Ok, so some men do ;-)

A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.

You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

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