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Friday, November 30, 2012

Apologies in advance--

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar.
Or maybe a hotel. Or possibly a church.


A spider crawled onto my keyboard this morning.
It’s okay though, I’ve got it under Ctrl


People think I’m weird for swallowing an abacus.
They forget that it’s what on the inside that counts.


A little boy comes downstairs in the middle of the night and asks for a cup of water.
His father says, “Okay, but that’s the 730th one you’ve had tonight…”
The little boy replies, “I know, but my room’s still on fire.”


*Thanks, Gary

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