A Baptist minister was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John's.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Newfie asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust....."I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
*Thanks, Bright Eyes
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