Friday, January 21, 2011

Stupid Is as Stupid Says...


STUPID is as STUPID Says!

ON We're There!
MUD-FILLED PARADISE.
An unforgetable sensation,
as if you are entering right
into Hell


--sign outside a hot spring in Japan




STUPID is as STUPID Says!

ON MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT BASIC ENGLISH PLANNING INSTEAD
"Mathematics Planning For Forth Grade."


--title of a New York City Department of Education preparatory guide




STUPID is as STUPID Says!

ON CIVILIANS, INHUMAN
"We think it’s important that, in doing that, they try to limit as much as possible the so-called collateral damage, not only on civilians but also on human lives."


--White House spokesperson Tony Snow




STUPID is as STUPID Says!

ON CLARIFICATIONS, NOT VERY CLARIFYING
"I didn’t say “assassination.” I said our Special Forces should “take him out.”"


--Pat Robertson, defending himself against charges that he had called for the assassination of Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez




STUPID is as STUPID Says!

ON NOT THE BRIGHTEST BULB

People magazine: Who was president during the U.S. Civil War?

Rocker Tommy Lee: Ummm, Winston Churchill? I wasn’t around then, so who cares?

People: Who invented the polio vaccine?

Lee: Wow. George Bush?



--rocker Tommy Lee, who was starring in the reality show Tommy Lee Goes to College, answering questions that tested his knowledge


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