ON We're There!
MUD-FILLED PARADISE.
An unforgetable sensation,
as if you are entering right
into Hell
--sign outside a hot spring in Japan
ON MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT BASIC ENGLISH PLANNING INSTEAD
"Mathematics Planning For Forth Grade."
--title of a New York City Department of Education preparatory guide
ON CIVILIANS, INHUMAN
"We think it’s important that, in doing that, they try to limit as much as possible the so-called collateral damage, not only on civilians but also on human lives."
--White House spokesperson Tony Snow
ON CLARIFICATIONS, NOT VERY CLARIFYING
"I didn’t say “assassination.” I said our Special Forces should “take him out.”"
--Pat Robertson, defending himself against charges that he had called for the assassination of Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez
ON NOT THE BRIGHTEST BULB
People magazine: Who was president during the U.S. Civil War?
Rocker Tommy Lee: Ummm, Winston Churchill? I wasn’t around then, so who cares?
People: Who invented the polio vaccine?
Lee: Wow. George Bush?
--rocker Tommy Lee, who was starring in the reality show Tommy Lee Goes to College, answering questions that tested his knowledge
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