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Friday, January 21, 2011

Stupid Is as Stupid Says...



ON We're There!
MUD-FILLED PARADISE.
An unforgetable sensation,
as if you are entering right
into Hell


--sign outside a hot spring in Japan





ON MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT BASIC ENGLISH PLANNING INSTEAD
"Mathematics Planning For Forth Grade."


--title of a New York City Department of Education preparatory guide





ON CIVILIANS, INHUMAN
"We think it’s important that, in doing that, they try to limit as much as possible the so-called collateral damage, not only on civilians but also on human lives."


--White House spokesperson Tony Snow





ON CLARIFICATIONS, NOT VERY CLARIFYING
"I didn’t say “assassination.” I said our Special Forces should “take him out.”"


--Pat Robertson, defending himself against charges that he had called for the assassination of Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez





ON NOT THE BRIGHTEST BULB

People magazine: Who was president during the U.S. Civil War?

Rocker Tommy Lee: Ummm, Winston Churchill? I wasn’t around then, so who cares?

People: Who invented the polio vaccine?

Lee: Wow. George Bush?



--rocker Tommy Lee, who was starring in the reality show Tommy Lee Goes to College, answering questions that tested his knowledge


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