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Wednesday, November 03, 2010

LITTLE LARRY....


LITTLE LARRY.....



A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

LITTLE LARRY

Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother after her shower applied firming lotion on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make my skin tighten up,' said his mother. 'Maybe you should put some on your bum!

LITTLE LARRY

Larry watched again, fascinated, as his mother now smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why then do you do that, mommy?' he asked. Now pissed off, she replied 'To make myself beautiful for your dad,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
'What's the matter, asked Larry 'Are you Giving up?'

LITTLE LARRY

The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

LITTLE LARRY

Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Larry asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "

This last one is the best one!!

LITTLE LARRY


Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape! Larry, looking worried then said, 'Dad, I think the mail man wants to buy Mom .....'


*Thanks, Auntie Connie

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