Blonde at the side of the road with a flat tire

I had a flat tire yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened the trunk.

I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are exposing their nude buns to the approaching drivers.

Cars started slowing down while looking at my life like men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.

Traffic starts backing up. Everybody was honking their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before the OPP pulled up behind me.

'What's going on here?'

'My car has a flat tire,' I said calmly.

'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'

I couldn't believe that he didn't know...

So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'

*Thanks, Daryn