A drunk Cincinnati man Eric Brown (at left) was arrested on Sunday after trying to take the wheel of a taxi cab. Police say Brown, dressed in makeup as a vampire (you say vampire, I say drag queen), claimed to be singer Meat Loaf.
Meat Loaf? That was quick thinking on his part. I think he was really dressed as John Waters muse Divine AKA Harris Glenn Milstead!
Brown was booked into jail on a charge of disorderly conduct while intoxicated. He was released after paying a $50 fine and court costs.