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Sunday, August 02, 2009

Punny?


Punny Sharks

Those who jump off of a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A bike can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

Time flies like an arrow.Fruit Flies like a banana.

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off!

Show me a piano falling into a mine shaft and I will show you A-flat minor.

Be kind to dentists because they have fillings too.

When the smog lifts in California...U.C.L.A.

A guy went to a costume party dreesed as a knife and he really looked sharp!

The drunk said I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?The heat was in tents.

It is better to love someone short than not at tall.

Would a cardboard belt be a waste of paper?

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

A bank manager with no one else around might find themselves a loan.

Local area network in australia-The LAN down under.

When he drove his car into the tree he found out how the Mercedes Bends.

A boy swallowed some coins and went to the hospital, when his parents asked how he was they said, "No change yet."

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

William Tell and his family used to be league bowlers;but now that the records have been lost it is difficult to tell for whom the Tells Bowled(PER Helmut)

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

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