No-No's for Seniors

Many who are over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite confused about how they should present themselves.

They're unsure about the kind of image they are projecting and whether or not they are correct as they try to conform to current fashion.

In spite of what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:


1. A nose ring and bifocals


2. Spiked hair and bald spots


3. A pierced tongue and dentures


4. Miniskirts and support hose


5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads


6. Speedos and cellulite


7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar


8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor


9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge (not just on seniors)


10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist


11. Bikinis and liver spots.


12. Short shorts and varicose veins.


13. Inline skates and a walker.



And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the older folks...


14. Thongs and Depends.


Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

*Thanks, Gary