The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?
Yes, your honor.
And why was that? Because my wife wanted a dress.
The judge check with his records, But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!
Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times.
Wife: There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Husband: Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous.
Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
Husband: You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?
Wife: In the swimming pool.
Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top. When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, "whew, that was so hard." The second replied, "If I hadn't been pushing the brakes the whole time we would have rolled down backwards.
Personality!
Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart!
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn't have long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in his life to tell them of his fate:
1. His Doctor
2. His Priest
3. His Lawyer.
He said, "Well, today I found out I don't have long to live. So, I have summoned you three here, because you are the most important people in my life, and I need to ask a favor. Today, I am going to give each of you an envelope with $50,000 dollars inside. When I die, I would ask that all three of you throw the money into my grave." After the man passed on, the three people happened to run into each other. The doctor said, "I have to admit I kept $10,000 dollars of his money. He owed me from lots of medical bills. But, I threw the other $40,000 in like he requested. "The Priest said, "I have to admit also, I kept $25,000 dollars for the church. It’s all going to a good cause. I did, however, throw the other $25,000 in the grave." Well the Lawyer just couldn't believe what he was hearing! "I am surprised at you two for taking advantage of him like that. I wrote a check for the full amount and threw it all in!!!"
Yes, your honor.
And why was that? Because my wife wanted a dress.
The judge check with his records, But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!
Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times.
Wife: There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Husband: Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous.
Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
Husband: You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?
Wife: In the swimming pool.
Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top. When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, "whew, that was so hard." The second replied, "If I hadn't been pushing the brakes the whole time we would have rolled down backwards.
Personality!
Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart!
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn't have long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in his life to tell them of his fate:
1. His Doctor
2. His Priest
3. His Lawyer.
He said, "Well, today I found out I don't have long to live. So, I have summoned you three here, because you are the most important people in my life, and I need to ask a favor. Today, I am going to give each of you an envelope with $50,000 dollars inside. When I die, I would ask that all three of you throw the money into my grave." After the man passed on, the three people happened to run into each other. The doctor said, "I have to admit I kept $10,000 dollars of his money. He owed me from lots of medical bills. But, I threw the other $40,000 in like he requested. "The Priest said, "I have to admit also, I kept $25,000 dollars for the church. It’s all going to a good cause. I did, however, throw the other $25,000 in the grave." Well the Lawyer just couldn't believe what he was hearing! "I am surprised at you two for taking advantage of him like that. I wrote a check for the full amount and threw it all in!!!"
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