NOT ENOUGH WATER
One day, a man went to see his pharmacist and told him that he hasn't been feeling well lately. The pharmacist looked at the man, went in the backstore, and came back with three different bottles of pills.
The pharmacist said, "Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you wake up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after you eat lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water."
Startled to be put on so much medicine, the man stammered, "Jeez Bob, exactly what is my problem?"
The pharmacist replied, "You're not drinking enough water."
PAS ASSEZ D'EAU
Un jour un homme alla rencontrer son pharmacien pour lui dire qu'il ne se sentait pas bien depuis quelque temps. Après l'avoir questionné, le pharmacien se dirigea vers l'arrière boutique pour en revenir avec trois différentes bouteilles de médicaments.
Le pharmacien lui dit alors, "Prenez la pilule verte avec un grand verre d'eau en vous levant le matin. Prenez la pilule bleue avec un grand verre d'eau après le lunch. Et finalement, avant de vous coucher, prenez la pilule rouge avec un autre grand verre d'eau."
Étonné de se voir administrer autant de médicaments, l'homme balbutia, "Mais dites-moi donc, quel est mon problème?"
Le pharmacien répliqua, "Vous ne buvez pas asses d'eau."
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Tuesday, March 10, 2009
The Pharmacist Joke
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