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'OZ' - The 'Other' Side of the Rainbow: 01/27/2008 - 02/03/2008

'OZ' - The 'Other' Side of the Rainbow

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Saturday, February 02, 2008

A Look back at 1995


With Bill Gates leaving Microsoft for full time with the Gates Foundation, here is a little known item that was his brainchild:


Microsoft® Bob™ version 1.0 for Windows®

Overview

Microsoft Bob simplifies home management by bringing everything together in one place.

Microsoft BobGet organized with a Calendar and an Address Book, keep track of your bills on Checkbook, and stay in touch with friends and relatives with great-looking letters from Letter Writer. Bob really makes it easy and enjoyable to use your home PC to manage your home because you get personalized help from the Personal Guides within Bob. Bob gives you on centralized place to keep track of everything and the links between the programs make it even easier to stay organized.

Add Great Greetings to Bob and you can have fun creating customized cards and invitations for the Holidays.

Features

Microsoft BobBob makes managing your household easy because the eight programs are linked:

Entries from the Address book can be added to your letters automatically

Your Calendar and To Do list remind you of tasks from your Household Manager, due dates from your Checkbook, or birthdays from your Address Book

Plus, you can choose from over 10 Friends of Bob who will assist you when and where you need it they’ll even learn how you like to work so they won’t bother you with help you don’t need

Bob gives you a centralized place for home management.

System Requirements
Computer Computer
486SX or higher microprocessor


Memory Memory
8 MB


Hard Disk Hard Disk
32 MB


Display Display
Super VGA (for full 256-color support)


drives Drives
3.5" high-density disk


Operating System Operating System
Microsoft Windows 3.1 or later


Peripherals Peripherals
Microsoft Mouse or compatible pointing device recommended
2400 baud modem (9600 recommended) required

Monthy fees required for use of Checkbook Pay Online feature, which is available in the United States only.


Makes VISTA look good, eh?
*Telecommander.com

Heath Ledger


I love you somethin' fierce

Heathcliff Andrew LedgerHeathcliff Andrew Ledger (4 April 1979 – 22 January 2008) was an Academy Award-nominated Australian actor. After appearing in television roles during the 1990s, Ledger developed a Hollywood career. He starred in both critical and financial successes, including 10 Things I Hate About You, The Patriot, Monster's Ball, A Knight's Tale, and Brokeback Mountain, and completed the role of the Joker in the forthcoming movie The Dark Knight shortly before his death.

Early life
Ledger was born in Perth, Western Australia, the son of Sally Ledger Bell (née Ramshaw), a French teacher, and Kim Ledger, a race car driver and mining engineer. Ledger's mother is descended from the Clan Campbell of Scotland and his father comes from a family known in Perth for their ownership of the Ledger Engineering Foundry.

Heath Ledger and his sister Kate were named after the two main characters in Emily Bronte's Wuthering Heights, Heathcliff and Catherine. The Sir Frank Ledger Charitable Trust was named after his great-grandfather. Ledger attended Guildford Grammar School, where he had his first acting experiences, starring in a school production as Peter Pan at age 10.

Early career
At sixteen, Ledger sat for early graduation exams, and left school to pursue an acting career. With his best friend, Trevor DiCarlo, Ledger made the cross-country drive to Sydney. He returned to Perth for the TV series Sweat (1996), in which he played a gay cyclist.

In 1996, prior to his film debut in the 1997 Australian movie Blackrock, Ledger was involved in the short-lived Fox Broadcasting Company fantasy-drama Roar. This was immediately followed by a part on Home and Away, one of Australia's most successful television shows. In 1999, Ledger starred in the teen comedy 10 Things I Hate About You and also had the lead role in the acclaimed Australian movie Two Hands, directed by Gregor Jordan.


2000s
From 2000 to 2005, he starred in The Patriot, Monster's Ball, A Knight's Tale, The Four Feathers, Ned Kelly, The Order, and The Brothers Grimm. In 2001, he won a ShoWest Award for the Male Star of Tomorrow based on his performance in The Patriot, and worldwide release of A Knight's Tale. In 2003, he was named one of Australian GQ's Men of the Year for acting.

Ledger received "Best Actor of 2005" awards from both the New York Film Critics Circle and the San Francisco Film Critics Circle for his acclaimed performance in Brokeback Mountain, in which he plays Wyoming ranch hand Ennis Del Mar, who has a love affair with aspiring rodeo rider Jack Twist, played by Jake Gyllenhaal. He also received a nomination for Golden Globe Best Actor in a Drama and a nomination for Academy Award for Best Actor for this performance. At age 26, Ledger became one of the youngest performers ever nominated for the Best Actor Oscar. In the New York Times review of the film, critic Stephen Holden wrote:

Both Mr. Ledger and Mr. Gyllenhaal make this anguished love story physically palpable. Mr. Ledger magically and mysteriously disappears beneath the skin of his lean, sinewy character. It is a screen performance, as good as the best of Marlon Brando and Sean Penn.

In a review in Rolling Stone, Peter Travers wrote:

Ledger's magnificent performance is an acting miracle. He seems to tear it from his insides. Ledger doesn't just know how Ennis moves, speaks and listens; he knows how he breathes. To see him inhale the scent of a shirt hanging in Jack's closet is to take measure of the pain of love lost.

Also in 2005, Ledger played a fictionalised version of Giacomo Casanova in Casanova. The film, a romantic comedy which co-starred Sienna Miller, drew mixed reviews from critics and failed to find a significant audience among general moviegoers.

In 2006, Ledger was invited to join the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.In 2007, he was one of six actors to portray different sides of singer Bob Dylan in the film I'm Not There.

Ledger played iconic comic book villain The Joker in The Dark Knight, the sequel to the 2005 film Batman Begins, opposite fellow I'm Not There star Christian Bale. The film is set to debut on July 18, 2008. Since The Dark Knight was in post-production at the time of Ledger's death, the film itself will be unchanged, although the viral marketing campaign that centred on Ledger's character may be affected.

The film The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, in which he had been cast in a major supporting role, was in production at the time of his death.

He was working with Scottish writer/producer Allan Scott on an adaptation of The Queen's Gambit by Walter Tevis, which would have been his first feature as a director.


Director
Ledger had aspirations to become a film director and had started exploring this avenue by making some music videos, as well as a short film.

In 2006, Ledger directed three music videos: "Morning Yearning" for Ben Harper and two video clips for Australian hip-hop artist N'fa - "Cause an Effect" and "Seduction Is Evil (She's Hot)".

In 2007, at a news conference at the Venice Film Festival, he spoke of his desire to make a film about the British troubadour Nick Drake who died tragically young at the age of 26 in 1974. As a first step towards this project he created and appeared in a short film set to Drake's recording of his 1974 song about depression titled "Black Eyed Dog". Ledger's film was included in an anthology of short films about Drake titled Their Place: Reflections On Nick Drake which received its world premiere at the Mods & Rockers Film Festival held at Grauman's Egyptian Theatre in Los Angeles on Friday October 5, 2007.


Music
Ledger started a record company with singer Ben Harper. As part of his involvement he directed a music video for Harper's song "Morning Yearning".


Press reception
Ledger had a turbulent relationship with paparazzi photographers but strongly denied allegations that he spat at and assaulted a photographer in Sydney in 2004. On January 13, 2006, several photographers retaliated for the alleged incident, squirting Ledger and Michelle Williams with water pistols as they walked the red carpet for the Sydney premiere of Brokeback Mountain.

Ledger was also subject to criticism in the press following his performance on stage at the 2005 Screen Actors Guild Awards. Ledger was seen giggling when presenting Brokeback Mountain as a nominee for Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture. The Los Angeles Times described his behavior as "some kind of gay spoof." Ledger later called the Times to explain that his actions were the result of stage fright, saying that he was only told he would be presenting the award minutes beforehand. "I am so sorry and I apologize for my nervousness", Ledger told the newspaper.

Ledger came under fire after he was quoted in January 2006 in Melbourne's Herald Sun as saying that he heard that West Virginia had banned Brokeback Mountain, which it had not. (A cinema in Utah had banned the film.) He also referred to West Virginia as having had lynchings as recently as the 1980s which was disputed by archivists and historians, who say that the last extralegal public hanging in the state occurred in 1931.


Personal life
Prior to 2002, Ledger had dated actresses Lisa Zane and Heather Graham for short periods of time. From August 2002 to April 2004, Ledger had a relationship with actress Naomi Watts, whom he met during the filming of Ned Kelly.

Ledger dated actress Michelle Williams, whom he met on the set of Brokeback Mountain. Their daughter, Matilda Rose, was born on October 28, 2005 in New York City. The child's godparents are Ledger's Brokeback costar Jake Gyllenhaal and Williams' Dawson's Creek castmate Busy Philipps. The problems he had with paparazzi in Australia prompted Ledger to sell his residence in Bronte, New South Wales, for A$7 million, and move to the United States.

In August 2007, Us Weekly reported that Ledger and Williams ended their relationship because of their busy schedules. Neither Ledger nor Williams confirmed the rumour at that time. In September, 2007, Williams' father, Larry, confirmed to Sydney's Daily Telegraph that Ledger and Williams had indeed split. Even though the couple wore rings for a time, Ledger and Williams never confirmed they were engaged or married. Afterwards Ledger was reported to have been seeing supermodel Helena Christensen and Gemma Ward.

Death
On January 22, 2008, Ledger was found dead in his fourth-floor Broome Street apartment in the SoHo neighborhood of New York City. According to police, when housekeeper Teresa Solomon, who had arrived at approximately 12:30 p.m. EST to do household chores, entered the bedroom "At about 1 p.m. ... to change a light bulb in an adjacent bathroom, she found him on the bed face down, with the sheet pulled up to his shoulders, and heard him snoring." Masseuse Diana Wolozin arrived at approximately 2:45 p.m. to give Ledger a massage, and when he did not emerge from his bedroom by 3 p.m., called his cell phone and received no answer. Wolozin entered the bedroom, began to set up the massage table, and tried to wake the unresponsive Ledger. Wolozin called actress Mary-Kate Olsen, whose number was programmed in Ledger's cell phone. She replied she would have a member of her security firm go to the apartment. After again attempting to rouse Ledger, Wolozin called Olsen again, and at 3:26 p.m. called 9-1-1. Emergency medical workers moved Ledger to the floor, used a defibrillator and CPR, and pronounced Ledger dead at 3:36 p.m.

Police said they found prescription medication in the bathroom and that there were "no obvious signs" of suicide, nor did they suspect foul play. An initial autopsy on January 23 proved inconclusive at determining Ledger's cause of death. The medical examiner's office stated it will take about 10 days to complete the investigation.

On January 23, 2008 (Australian time), Ledger's parents and sister appeared outside his mother's house in Applecross, a riverside Perth suburb, and read a short statement to the media:

We, Heath's family, confirm the very tragic, untimely and accidental passing of our dearly loved son, brother and doting father of Matilda, who was found in a peaceful sleep in his New York apartment by his housekeeper at 3:30pm (New York Time). We would like to thank our friends and everyone around the world for their kind wishes at this time. Heath has touched so many people on so many different levels during his short life, but few had the pleasure to truly know him. He was a down-to-earth, generous, kind-hearted, life-loving and unselfish individual who was an extreme inspiration to many. Please now respect our family's need to grieve and come to terms with our loss privately.

In reaction to his death, former partner Michelle Williams was reported as saying that she was "devastated" at the loss and had boarded a plane from Sweden to New York City. Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd released a statement saying, "It was with great sadness that I have learned of the passing of Heath Ledger... It is tragic that we have lost one of our nation's finest actors in the prime of his life."

Ledger's death affects the marketing campaign of The Dark Knight. His passing has also resulted in the indefinite suspension of production for The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.

On January 30, 2008, news of a 2006 video of Ledger, allegedly surrounded by people snorting cocaine and using other drugs at the Chateau Marmont, began to circulate. In the audio part of the video, portions of which are posted online and widely quoted in various news reports and television news shows, as part of a conversation with an unidentified man, Heath Ledger mentions that his girlfriend, Michelle Williams, who was staying in their hotel room upstairs at the Chateuu Marmont, would "give" him "shit" if she knew he were at such a party since they had a 3-month old daughter, whom, in response to a question about her name, he identifies as "Matilda," "Matilda Rose," and he mentions also having in the past smoked five marijuana joints a day for "20 years." The American television show The Insider had purchased the video, reportedly for $200,000, and began airing promos featuring the footage to be revealed the following day. The promotion of the video by The Insider and Entertainment Tonight, followed media speculation about Ledger's past addictions and a possible past rehab-intervention, which has not been corroborated or confirmed by reliable named sources and which Michelle Williams has subsequently specifically denied through her representative. In the face of pressure on the programs to pull the video and reported threats of possible boycotts from other high-profile stars, Entertainment Tonight and The Insider decided not to air the video, stating publicly, "Out of respect for Heath Ledgers' family, 'Entertainment Tonight' and 'The Insider' have decided not to run the Heath Ledger video which has been circulating in the world media." Entertainment pundits on Showbiz Tonight and elsewhere have pointed out that some damage to Ledger's reputation may already be done, due to the gossip and speculation stimulated further by the shows' own grainy promos, which, some point out, appear to reveal Ledger himself merely rolling a cigarette and talking about his misgivings about being there at all and his past marijuana use but not indulging in cocaine as another man in the video appears to be doing.

On February 1, 2008, Ledger's publicist released the first public statement from Michelle Williams on her own response to his death:

Please respect our need to grieve privately. My heart is broken. I am the mother of the most tender-hearted, high-spirited, beautiful little girl who is the spitting image of her father. All that I can cling to is his presence inside her that reveals itself every day. His family and I watch Matilda as she whispers to trees, hugs animals, and takes steps two at a time and we know that he is with us still. She will be brought up with the best memories of him.

*Wikipedia

Order any of the following posters, 8X10 still photos and other Heath Ledger memorabilia from MovieGoods.com®:

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1950 GMC Truck from Brokeback Mountain

A Doctor in Newfoundland....


A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant 'Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answered Garge.

The doctor went hunting and returned the following day and asked: 'So, Garge, How was your day?'

Garge told him that he took care of three patients.

'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo Mate, and the second one?' asked the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir.'

'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asked The doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here when suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything incl uding her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!''

'Tunderin' lard Jesus, Garge, what did you do?' asked the doctor.

'I put drops in her eyes.'


*Thanks, Dad

Microsoft bids for Yahoo, takes aim at Google


CTV.ca News Staff

Microsoft bids for YahooMicrosoft Corp. made a bold move Friday to take over Yahoo! Inc. If the deal goes through, the US$42 billion bid could help the software and technology company gain a major partner in its attempt to take on Google, which it has been trying to topple alone without success.


The unsolicited offer was announced Friday in a letter to Yahoo's board of directors from Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer. The offer is comprised of $31-a-share of cash or Microsoft stock, and was 62 per cent higher than Yahoo's Thursday closing price. The search and advertising market that Microsoft is vying for is expected to nearly double in worth by 2010 to $80 billion. So far, Google has outpaced Microsoft in search engine users in every quarter since Google's initial public offering in 2004. In the latest three-month period, Google made a profit of US$1.21 billion, with sales going up 52 per cent.


Analysts say Google's rise could threaten Microsoft's future. Microsoft is the world's leading technology company, but that may not be the case in the years ahead unless it can generate more revenue online from advertising. It also needs to create a more loyal Internet audience which increasingly looks to the Internet for services and computer programs.


In the 1980s and 1990s, Microsoft overtook IBM Corp. when technology shifted away from mainframe computers to personal computers. Industry insiders say there are real concerns now that similar market and technological shifts could knock Microsoft off its leading position if it doesn't take appropriate steps.


"Microsoft has to do this deal. It's a battle that Microsoft needs to win," said Jonathan Yarmis of AMR Research, a technology consultation firm.

Canadian connection

The takeover bid could have implications for Rogers Communications here in Canada. It could become a Microsoft partner if the takeover goes through. Rogers, which owns one of Canada's largest Internet services, currently has a close relationship with Yahoo to manage its e-mail service.

Microsoft's MSN also has a similar relationship with Rogers rival Bell Canada's Sympatico. The merger may create a situation where the two Canadian companies have the same American partner.

--more--


*CTV.ca

Friday, February 01, 2008

How cold is it?


Only someone who has lived in a cold climate can relate to this !!

Freezing one's ass off!


*Thanks, Nicole!

Can Gay Wiccans Find Love?


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TRUE or FALSE? YOU DECIDE!


True or False?


Boston Braves hurler Charley “Red” Barrett has the major league record of 58, for the fewest pitches thrown by a single pitcher in a complete nine-inning baseball game.







TRUE! Charley “Red” Barrett did it in a 2–0 shutout against the Cincinnati Reds on August 10, 1944. The game, which lasted an hour and 15 minutes, is the shortest night game on record.




Charley 'Red' Barrett

THIS WEEK’S QUOTATIONS


A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
-- Herm Albright

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
-- Fred Astaire, dancer, actor (1899-1987)

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
-- Plato, Greek philosopher (424 BC - 348 BC)

For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson, poet, essayist (1803-1882)

In life, we all get scored on every day. The wonderful thing is, if we do our best with courage and tenacity, we might be outscored but we can never be beaten.
-- Michael Josephson


*Character Counts

15 Best downloads of 2007


According to PC World: "Every once in a while, a piece of software so clearly outclasses its peers that it deserves special commendation. For this article, I've assembled my 15 favorite dowloads of 2007, selected from a wide range of categories--everything from antivirus and security tools to system tweakers, from media managers to system speedups.

Among them you'll probably find some old favorites, but also plenty of unfamiliar apps that you'll grow to love."

Visit the site to findout which ones are "GOTTA HAVES!"

PCWORLD.ca


Computer Trivia


Q: What now-defunct operating system has triggered a worldwide petition of more than 11,000 people asking the vendor for the source code?

A: IBM’s OS/2. A petition with over 11,613 signatures has been sent to IBM requesting that Big Blue release the source code of its defunct OS/2 Warp operating system.

IBM OS/2 Warp

The Sweden-based OS2 World Foundation compiled the signatures and sent the letter to many of the Armonk, NY-based computer manufacturer’s top executives including IBM President and CEO Sam Palmisano. The petition, which was sent in November, was the second attempt by the OS2 user community to get an open source version of the operating system after its first attempt was not answered by IBM in 2005.

At the very least, according to OS2 World’s founder Kim Haverblad, the community would like the source code that IBM itself owns. The operating system has been unsupported since the end of 2006; however, its features have been frozen since 1996.


*ITWorld Canada

THE DUMBEST GUY ON EARTH!


Planning some renos ? Don't be like this guy!

This picture is real - not doctored in any way - and was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went to buy a camera to take pictures.

This picture is real - not doctored in any way - and was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went to buy a camera to take pictures
The car is still running, as can see by the exhaust.

The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load! Luckily, the police stopped him before he killed himself and had the load removed!

The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they made the customer sign a waiver.

While the plywood and 2X4's are fairly obvious, what you can't see is the back seat, which contains - are you ready for this? - 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each.

They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs. Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent and the rear shocks were driven through the floorboard.
And these people VOTE !


*Thanks,Manning

Thursday, January 31, 2008

13 Reasons to smile!


1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.



HYUK!


2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.



HYUK!


3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.



HYUK!


4. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?



HYUK!


5. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"



HYUK!


6. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!



HYUK!


7. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."



HYUK!


8. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.



HYUK!


9. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!



HYUK!


10. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?



HYUK!


11. Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.



HYUK!


12. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?



HYUK!


13. Bumper sticker of the year:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier !!"



HYUK!

Selling Chickens


Chicken After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor. The Pope says, "What can I do for you?"

The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.' If you do it, I'll donate 10 million dollars to the Vatican." The Pope replies, "I am sorry. That is the Lord's Prayer and I cannot change the words." The Colonel sadly hangs up.

After another month of dismal sales, the Colonel panics, and calls again. "Listen Your Excellency. I really need your help. I'll donate $50 million dollars if you change the words of the daily prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.'" And the Pope responds, "It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders. The church could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us to support many charities. But, again, I must decline. It is the Lord's Prayer, and I cannot change the words."

So the Colonel gives up again. After two more months of terrible sales, the Colonel gets desperate. "This is my final offer, Your Excellency. If you change the words of the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken' I will donate $100 million to the Vatican." The Pope replies, "Let me get back to you."

The next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops and says, "I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is that KFC is going to donate $100 million to the Vatican."

The bishops rejoice at the news. Then one asks about the bad news.

The Pope replies, "The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account."


Awesome Picture!


Tornado!

Ask The Wizard (System Hi-Jack )


The Wunnerful Wizard of 'OZ' Dear Wizard of 'OZ',

I have a Windows XP SP1 system that was hi-jacked. There seems to be a program that is now loaded at startup that redirects the homepage for IE 7 to through allaboutsearching.com. If the browser is opened to this page a number of DLL's are loaded that inundate the system with popup's.

I've run Spybot 1.3 with updates, AdAware SE with updates, Panda virus scan and Norton virus scan using Bloodhound. These cleared out all the popup SW that was loaded, but the startup program appears to remain (looks like it might be loaded then swapped into paged memory.) I need help in locating this program and getting rid of it.

Signed,

Hi-Jacked

Dear Hi-Jacked,

Have you tried msconfig.exe? You can disable startup items there. Try disabling certain startup items until it seems you got the right one, then delete that one.

Alternatively, you can search the registry. Most start up items are in:

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Current_Version\Run; or

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Windows\Current_Version\Run.

Examine the registry under \Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer in each branch. Make sure the homepage and search url's are legit or delete. I have cleaned systems to the point of knowing every running process is legit, then open IE and have malicious apps launched with IE due to these entries. One this is clean you should be okay.

I would also suggest these additional steps:

1. Go to Folder Options and enable "Show hidden files & Folders.

2. Go to %SYSTEMROOT%\Prefetch\ and delete all files

3. Go to C:\Documents and Settings\CURRENT_USER\Local_Settings\Temp and delete all files.

4. Do a search for all folders called "Temporary Internet Files" and delete all files in them.

5. Look in any "Temp" directory where the files used to re-install the hijack software may be.

6. Use a more comprehensive utility than Task Manger to see what processes are running (just look around the web a bit). Look for processes you can't identify.

7. I have found MSCONFIG to be useless for this kind of thing so you're better off manually editing the registry. Go to the following keys:

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\

Look for items you can't identify. See if you can trace the executable using the values in the associated PATH or IMAGEPATH keys.

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE and

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\SOFTWARE should be checked.

Look for vendor key names you don't know and look into them. You may find the culprit lurking there.

Another key to examine is...

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\

Now the reason for all of this deleting and such is that I have found that many of these browser hijackers can re-install themselves using boot calls to install programs hiding in the places noted. Often these will be CAB files in Prefetch, TEMP directories, and the BHO or Activex directories.

It may take some diligence but using these methods I was able to track down a particularly nasty hijaker on a customer's PC.

Prevention is simple, don't go to porn or gambling sites without having some decent security software running along with a firewall. My customer had neither. I charged him a "reasonable" amount for these hours of work (I'm a soft touch, I guess) but told him that if he didn't acquire the software/hardware required to protect himself I would charge him by the hour instead of by the task. This will cost him around $800.

Hope this helps.

Yrs,

The Wizard


The 2 Adams


2 Adams In the Theory of Two Adams there were two couples in the Garden of Eden: Adam 1 and Eve, and Adam 2 and Steve. Now while Adam 1 and Steve were out pruning the Kiwi trees on the far side of the garden, Adam 2 and Eve were hanging out in the general vicinity of the Apple Tree. While giving each other pedicures and exchanging recipes for Kiwi casserole, along comes the snake and talks Eve into having a snack to go along with their smooth and well manicured-feet. However, it was in fact Adam 2 who didn’t stop Eve, after all the trimming and filing, he was famished.

Well, God was so angry with the Adams, Steve, and Eve he banished them from the Garden and sent them in separate directions. Adam 1 and Eve moved west to plow the land, form prejudices, and make babies. They blamed Adam 2 and Steve for the whole ordeal, especially for the next few thousand years without Kiwi. Adam 2 and Steve went east and eventually formed Ancient Greece where they created culture, government, and progressive thought. They too resented Adam 1 and Eve, after all what is a fag without his hag!

Of course this theory sparked ongoing debates. Was this in fact the point in history where straight people took it upon themselves to taint the fashion world by introducing fig leaves? Did Adam 2’s comment, "Girl, tell that snake to peel the apples and heat up the Godiva in the Fondue Cauldron or I’m not eating it" really constitute blame worthy of banishment from the Garden? After all, Adam 2 never ate the apple because the chocolate was not produced. But in the end the only thing everyone agreed on was that Kiwi, the yummiest fruit of all, being hidden in such a bland unfashionable brown skin, was the worst punishment dealt out by the Almighty that day.

A pointless and ridiculous debate? Of course. But no more silly than why two women who love each other can’t get married in the country they pay taxes in (The US). Will it be their nation’s legacy to be the last country in Western Civilization to give all its citizens true equality? Will they continue to cling to the past way of life that condoned slavery, religious persecution, and wars in the name of a Christ who preached peace and love to all?

Maybe this time, for the first time, with communication and information flowing faster between people via the Internet than ever before, it won’t take three or four generations for the mindset to change. Maybe, just maybe, the Theory of Two Adams, Two Eves, and One Adam with One Eve will be viewed equally by the eyes of society. One step for gay people everywhere could very well be the next step toward a society that learns from the past, and strives to make things better for all people in the future, gay or straight.


Playing Hookey


Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.

Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday."


Twisted Jokes - Little Johnny


One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.

"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.

"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, fuckin' beautiful!'"

Hyuk!

The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and read his essay.

It began, "Daddy fell into the well last week..."

"My goodness!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he all right?"

"He must be," said the boy. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."

Hyuk!

In little Johnny's class at school, there's this kid with no arms or legs called Philip. Johnny knocks at the door of Philip's house and asks if Philip can come out to play soldiers.

"Johnny, you know full well that Philip hasn't got any arms or legs" says his mother.

"Yeah, I know that," says Johnny - "I was going to use him as a sandbag."

Hyuk!

A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little Johnny, he said, "My father's dead, Miss."

"Oh, I am sorry, Johnny. In that case, what did he do before he died?"

"He went blue, held his chest and moaned aaaaarrrrrrggg, and collapsed."

Hyuk!

"Okay, class, we're going to play a game today," said the third grade teacher. "I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it."

She then goes around the room asking each child.

Mikey says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework."

The teacher says, "Very good, Mikey."

Clair says, "The sky is very dark, perhaps it's going to rain."

The teacher says, "Very good, Clair."

Little Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were gonna shit on the piano."


Wednesday, January 30, 2008

NEW RULES FOR ENTERING ALBERTA


Alberta beef

1. Bring your own house.

2. If you are going to the Oil Sands, bring your own house, school, and hospital.

3. If you are going to Edmonton, wear your flak jacket.This is the murder capital of Canada.

4. If you are driving to Edmonton , note that it is also the auto theft center of Canada

5. If you are bringing drugs, head straight to Fort McMurray, the drug capital of Canada

6. If you are looking for work, look no further. Minimum wage is $8.00 per hour.

7. If you work downtown, note that parking costs $5.00 per hour or more.

8. If you are able to buy a house in Edmonton or Calgary , why not spend the money on a 15 year holiday.

9. If you drive a Hummer, look out. Alberta has the highest gas prices in Canada.(The Alberta Advantage)

10. In Edmonton we have 5 hospitals. 10 years ago we had 7. Don't come here sick.

11. In Calgary the population has exploded. The last road was paved 12 years ago.
Calgary is a no parking zone.



I AM ALBERTA, eh?


NEW CALGARY RULES OF THE ROAD:

1. You must first learn to pronounce the name correctly -- it is: 'CAL-GREE'. The second 'A' is redundant.

2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 8:00pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning and ends on Saturday night.

3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 130 kph. On the Deerfoot 500, you are expected to match the speed of the airplanes coming in for a landing at the airport. Anything less is considered 'Wussy'.

4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Calgary now has its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second. However, Calgary , SUV-driving, cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way.

5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot.

6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can get you shot.

7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in Calgary. Detour barrels are moved around each night to make the next day's driving a bit more exciting, but nothing ever gets finished, and more new construction starts everyday.

8. Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, skunks, dogs, cats, deer, barrels, cones, cows, horses, cats, mattresses, shredded tires, garbage, squirrels, rabbits, crows, and coyotes feeding on any of these items.

9. In Calgary, 16th Avenue, TransCanada, and 'Hwy #1' are all the same road.

10. If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the shoulder immediately to let them know it has been 'accidentally activated.'

11. If you are in the left lane and only driving 110 in a 80-90 kph zone, you are considered a road hazard and will be 'flipped off' accordingly. If you return the flip, you will be shot.

12. For winter driving, it is advisable to wear your parka, toque, fur lined mittens and mukluks. Make sure you have a shovel, food, candles and blankets in the vehicle, as snow removal from the city streets is virtually non-existent until the spring thaw.


*Thanks, Daryn

Force strong for new Jedi church


Barney, 26 - or Master Jonba Hehol - and Daniel, 21 - Master Morda Hehol - head the UK Church of the Jedi, in honour of the film's good knights.Two Star Wars-loving brothers planning a Jedi church hope it will be much nearer than a galaxy far, far away. Barney and Daniel Jones want fellow devotees to be able to join them close to their home on Anglesey.

Barney, 26 - or Master Jonba Hehol - and Daniel, 21 - Master Morda Hehol - head the UK Church of the Jedi, in honour of the film's good knights.

They say their services will include sermons on "the Force," light sabre training, and meditation techniques.

Hairdresser Barney became interested in the Jedi faith after 390,000 other Star Wars fans across England and Wales declared it as their religion on the 2001 census.

An internet campaign was fought to see Jedi officially included in the list and although this did not happen, collators included a special code to register the Jedis.

He said: "As children we always watched the Star Wars films anyway. We noticed that there were a couple of sites on the internet, Jedi church sites.


Obviously, if someone starts to try and use the good force for greed and power, they are going to bring negative interference into the meetings
Barney Jones

"We printed off a couple of sermons and did a sermon in our house for a couple of friends one night."

Barney and his musician brother Daniel, from Holyhead, help run four websites devoted to the development of the "faith".

They plan to go to the official opening of a Surrey-based branch or "chapter" of the UK Church of the Jedi in April, and hope to hire an Anglesey venue for their own services.

Already six followers regularly meet in north Wales to discuss setting up the "church".


"My brother and I would hold sermons, do talks and get guest speakers," explained Barney.

"We would read out essays members of the congregation have submitted on their feelings about the Jedi and the Force: do meditation, relaxation and visualisation techniques and a bit of light-sabre training."

Watching the films as children gave the brothers a good understanding of the "faith," said Barney.

"We had a knowledge of the Force from that and the teachings of Yoda. We've read the teachings on the internet.

"Our father is a karate black belt, we used to train with him, which is where we got the martial arts."

Barney, who has watched the Star Wars films "multiple dozens of times," does not wear film-themed clothing in public, but he and his brother would do so at Jedi church meetings.

'Sense of unity'

He said: "My brother and I will wear the Jedi robes, the dark brown robes... the congregation would be in black. Really to bring a sense of unity to the meetings."

Although the current members are all men, women are not excluded, as Barney Jones points out: "Princess Leia helped them out a lot."

However, any congregation member drawn to the dark side of the Force, embodied in the film by Darth Vader, would be advised they are following the wrong path and could face expulsion.

Barney explained: "Obviously, if someone starts to try and use the good force for greed and power, they are going to bring negative interference into the meetings.

"We cannot have the Force disrupted by negative interference."



*Story from BBC NEWS

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*Thanks,Pam

Kylie Minogue "In My Arms" Music Video Is Here!


Kylie Minogue fans - rejoice! Here is the new music video for Kylie's X single "In My Arms!"

OK: hot, robotic backup dancers? Yup. Beautiful Kylie in crazy outfits? Oh, yeah. Over-the-top seductive glances? Of course! And you know what this means? The video for "Wow" will come out any time now!




*NewNowNext

Bill Clinton: 'Screw It, I'm Running For President'


CHARLESTON, SC—After spending two months accompanying his wife, Hillary, on the campaign trail, former president Bill Clinton announced Monday that he is joining the 2008 presidential race, saying he "could no longer resist the urge."

"My fellow Americans, I am sick and tired of not being president," said Clinton, introducing his wife at a "Hillary '08" rally.


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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Stupid Is As Stupid Says...


STUPID is as STUPID Says!

ON SOME PEOPLE ARE EASILY IMPRESSED
"I took a poo in the woods hunched over like an animal. It was awesome."


--actress Drew Barrymore, after traveling to an impoverished village for an MTV environmental special


TRUE or FALSE? YOU DECIDE!


True or False?


In Monopoly, the $20.00 Bill is green.







TRUE! The $500 bill is orange; $100, beige; $50, blue; $10, yellow; $5, pink; and $1, white.




Monopoly Money

The Wiz On The Street


Yahoo!, the popular internet portal site, plans to trim its workforce by 10 to 20 percent at the end of the month. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"

Marcia WolstencroftMarcia Wolstencroft,
Systems Analyst
"The exclamation point they insist on putting at the end of the company name seems so hollow and disingenuous now."

Simon BushSimon Bush,
Cabinet Installer
"With my luck, they'll probably get rid of the guy who could tell me how to get rid of that goddamn toolbar from my browser."

Dave SchofieldDave Schofield,
Wardrobe Consultant
"Oh no! Does this mean that dot-com bubble of the '90s is about to burst?"




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BANNED FROM WALMART


This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO...........

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.



Wal-Mart logo

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

And last, but not least

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

Regards,

Walmart


*Thanks, Alison

Saskatchewan Exotic Dancer


Saskatchewan Exotic Dancer
*Thanks, Pam.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Rude/Dirty Tongue Twisters


These are tongue-twisters which are not themselves rude, but they are dangerous because if you try saying them fast then you might end up saying something naughty!

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker's late.



I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;
and on the slitted sheet I sit.

One smart fellow; he felt smart.
Two smart fellows; they felt smart.
Three smart fellows; they all felt smart.



I'm not the fig plucker,
Nor the fig pluckers' son,
But I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.

Fire truck tyres



Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

Six stick shifts stuck shut.

Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers.



A GUIDE TO SAFE FAX




Q. Do I have to be married to have safe fax?
A. Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.

Q. My parents say they never had fax when they were young and were only allowed to write memos to each other until they were twenty-one. How old do you think someone should be before they have fax?
A. Faxing can be performed at any age, once you learn the correct procedures.

Q. If I fax something to myself, will I go blind?
A. Certainly not, as far as I can see.

Q. There is a place at a hotel nearby where you can go and pay to fax. Is this legal?
A. Yes, many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and must pay a 'professional' when their need to fax becomes too great.

Q. Should you always use a cover when you fax?
A. Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should be used to insure safe fax.

Q. What happens when I incorrectly do the procedure and I fax prematurely?
A. Don't panic. Many people prematurely fax when they haven't faxed in a long time. Just start over. Most people won't mind if you try again.

Q. I have a personal and a business fax. Can transmissions become mixed up?
A. Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use a cover with each one, you won't have to worry that you have faxed the wrong person.

NOTE FROM THE WIZARD: If you feel that you have had unsafe fax, you should immediately contact a qualified fax therapist!


The "Microsoft Shock Treatment"


Okay... Let's Try This Again....'There is only MSN. There Has Only Been MSN'. 'Also, You Will Vote For Me For 'People's Sexiest Man Alive Again...'

Play With The Mona Lisa Smile


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NASA ingenuity


Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of bird-strike to test the strength of the windshields.

British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains.

Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin.

The horrified Britons sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions. NASA responded with a one-line memo:

"Thaw the chicken."


Speed Bumps


There are little details of life that we tend to just take for granted. Little things that don’t quite fit who we are, but we accept them because “that’s the way it has always been.” And not just gay people. Like, do you have to check the “divorced” box on medical or legal forms for your entire life if you never remarry? When are you considered single again? What exactly is the length of time you are stuck with a label which carries such societal taboos?


DE-MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS


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Say It's Possible



Stupid Is As Stupid Says...


STUPID is as STUPID Says!

ON WE’LL HAVE A WHOPPER INSTEAD, IF IT’S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU

"THE BLACK ANUS BURGER IS HERE!"


--sign at a Burger King in Warrenville, Illinois


Windows 7. The Anti-Vista?


Windows 7 Under construction

Windows 7: The Anti-Vista? by ZDNet's Mary Jo Foley -- Can Microsoft make everyone happy with Windows 7? Should it even try? What would you do, if you were on the team that's charged with "Shipping Seven"?

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Riddle Me This!


What is this?



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Joke of the Day


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Hyuk!


Q. Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz?

A. She had three men giving her directions.


TRUE or FALSE? YOU DECIDE!


True or False?


The citizens of Norway wore a blue ribbon as a symbol of Nazi resistance during World War II.





FALSE! They adopted the paper clip, which the Norwegians wore on their lapels. The device, which they considered a Norwegian invention, represented national unity (as in, We are bound together) against the Nazi occupation.

The Paper Clip

What would YOU do?


I'm tired of seeing all the unfortunate, out-of-work folks standing on the side of the road wanting to work in exchange for something. Some of them are con artists, but you just KNOW some of these people are truly in need.

The softer side of me does reach out to this man whose photo was captured below. I have to ask myself, 'What would you do? You're driving down the highway and there on the side of the road, you see this creature of God and read his sign. Are you going to stop or keep going? You only have a second to think about it before you flash by.'

Think about it.. Do you press the gas or the brake? Personally, my duty as a human being would mean that I would have to stop and help this poor, unfortunate man. ;-)

What would you do?


Man on Hiway


*Thanks, Daryn

News From Bangor, Maine

The Master of Macbre Duma Key is out now!! If you haven't picked up a copy already, I highly recommend you grab one because this is one of King's best novels in years!

Stephen King’s new novel, “Duma Key,” went on sale January 22, and the reviews have been good.

In the Times of London, John Dugdale writes:
"When Stephen King wrote “Misery” in 1987, making the hero a writer was an unusual departure for him. Recently, however, centring his novels on creative types has become a habit. In “Cell,” the protagonist is a comic-book artist. “Lisey’s Story” involves a dead author whose widow struggles to protect his legacy. And “Duma Key’s” narrator, Edgar Freemantle, is a painter whose work gives him paranormal powers – to know everything about people hundreds of miles away, to predict events, even to heal or kill someone."

Get out and get your copy today


 

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