Three guys from Jersey drove into the same Manhattan office each day via the Lincoln Tunnel. With gas prices rising, they decided to commute together, each one taking a turn driving in. One of them had to drop out though, because his eyes were bothering him. The optometrist told him he had developed carpool tunnel vision.
A cow and a horse got into an accident while they were coming around a blind corner. Who is to be blamed?
The cow... because she didn't blow her horn!
I traveled almost all over the world
- Wow, you must know geography well.
- Oh yes I spent 2 months there..!
Two gold fish are in a tank one says to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?
Three lunatics attempting to escape from a mental hospital; the first one passes the guard, makes a sound of a cat, and continues. The second one does exactly the same, meowing like a cat, and gets out, too. The third then passes near the guard and yell, “I’m a cat, too!”
Betty's psychiatrist convinced her that she had 120 different personalities.
Then billed her insurance company for Group therapy!
Things learned from TV:
All crimes are solved in 1 hour.
The Good guy always wins.
When you’re trapped, you always find a way out.
A trip from Los Angeles to China takes 5 seconds.
All women still have makeup on when they wake up in the morning.
When you’re a hero, you will never get burnt in a fire.
A cow and a horse got into an accident while they were coming around a blind corner. Who is to be blamed?
The cow... because she didn't blow her horn!
I traveled almost all over the world
- Wow, you must know geography well.
- Oh yes I spent 2 months there..!
Two gold fish are in a tank one says to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?
Three lunatics attempting to escape from a mental hospital; the first one passes the guard, makes a sound of a cat, and continues. The second one does exactly the same, meowing like a cat, and gets out, too. The third then passes near the guard and yell, “I’m a cat, too!”
Betty's psychiatrist convinced her that she had 120 different personalities.
Then billed her insurance company for Group therapy!
Things learned from TV:
All crimes are solved in 1 hour.
The Good guy always wins.
When you’re trapped, you always find a way out.
A trip from Los Angeles to China takes 5 seconds.
All women still have makeup on when they wake up in the morning.
When you’re a hero, you will never get burnt in a fire.
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