QUACK QUACK !
A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "You got any duck food?"
"No," says the pharmacist, "we don't sell duck food." The duck leaves.
The duck comes back the next day and says, "You got any duck food?"
"No," says the pharmacist with a frown, "This is a pharmacy. We don't sell duck food." The duck leaves.
The duck comes back the next day. "You got any duck food?"
"Look," screams the pharmacist. "This a pharmacy! We don't sell duck food! We sell medicine! If you come in here tomorrow and ask for duck food, I'm going to nail your little, yellow webbed feet to the floor!" The duck leaves.
The duck comes back the next day. The pharmacist is bristling. The duck asks timidly, "You got any nails?"
"No," says the pharmacist. "This is a pharmacy! We do not sell nails!"
"Good! You got any duck food?"
QUACK QUACK !
Un canard se présente à la pharmacie et demande, "Vous avez du manger à canard?"
"Non," dit le pharmacien, "nous ne vendons pas de manger à canard." Et le canard de quitter.
Le canard revient le lendemain et demande, "Vous avez du manger à canard?"
"Non," dit le pharmacien quelque peu agacé, "Ici c'est une pharmacie. Nous ne vendons pas de manger à canard." Et le canard de quitter.
Le canard revient encore le lendemain. "Vous avez du manger à canard?"
"Écoute," s'écria le pharmacien. "Ici c'est une pharmacie! On ne vend pas de manger à canard! Nous vendons des médicaments! Si tu reviens ici demain et demande encore du manger à canard, je vais clouer tes petites pattes jaunes palmées au plancher!" Et le canard de quitter.
Le canard revient le lendemain. Le pharmacien est en beau fusil. Le canard lui demande timidement, "Vous avez des clous?"
"Non," dit le pharmacien. "C'est une pharmacie! On ne vend pas de clous!"
"Parfait! Vous avez du manger à canard?"
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Monday, September 22, 2008
The Pharmacist Joke
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