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Saturday, September 06, 2008

Gay Banter



There were 3 kids in the family... one of each sex


I have a lot of distant relatives, including one brother and two sisters




Groom: `My little peach`
Groom: `My little plum`
Preacher: `I now pronounce you fruit salad`


Women are fools to marry men. On the other hand, what else is there to marry?


Calling Dr. Kinsey! Calling Dr. Kinsey!... You should hear what they're
calling Dr. Kinsey!



Q: "Why can't a lesbian wear make-up and go on a diet at the same time?"
A: "Because she can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on her face."

Q: "What's the difference between a straight guy and a bisexual?"
A: "A six-pack..."

Q: "What's the difference between a butch Marine and a femme Marine?"
A: "A butch Marine can keep his own legs in the air when he's getting boinked."


"If homosexuality is a disease, lets all call in queer to work, "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."." Robin Tyler

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