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Tuesday, July 08, 2008

The Pharmacist Joke

RxTHE BAD NEWS


Pharmacist: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Pharmacist: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?

Pharmacist: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

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