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Saturday, May 31, 2008
Wedding of the year.
Introducing the wedding party:
First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom (in red)
Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion.'All right, everyone. let's line up for the picture. Let's see ... hmmm, where shall we ... o h, yes! Perfect! Everyone, please move quickly! Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!'
I guess a jacket at a wedding would just be too citified, so let's just pin these boutonniere's right on the white shirts. Bubba, put down that cigarette! And no smoking during the ceremony!
I told him it's tacky to light up during the sermon. If we could have put the wedding off for two more months, the groom would have saved enough money for a pair of black shoes. I told him his tennis shoes have black trim .....that's good enough.
Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride
Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but I think this group does it.. Sassy, I tell you, just sassy.
Last, the cute couple
Those Walmart slides really enhance her ankles. Too bad they didn't come in white. Note how their 'outdoor backdrop' is a clearing probably behind the All-Sups where the weeds actually got mowed just for this occasion.
At least his head is somewhat proportionate. To her left boob.
What' s she showing us here? A severe case of knee gout??
Apparently, whatever it is has her husband in more of a stupor than usual - How bout those teeth?
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