A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth when a young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet".
Again he struggles to ask, "But nurse, are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and say's, " there's nothing wrong with them"!
The man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test...results...back?
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Saturday, March 08, 2008
Hospital Stay
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