Important Public Service Announcement

A very important piece of information!!

You will all thank me for this...

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,...in water there is bacteria.



In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.



However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health



Therefore...
...it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh!t.





There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:



I jest did it as'a sublic pervice.

*Thanks, Vil