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Sunday, July 08, 2007

Your Horoscope


Once you have read this post, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits and predictions from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist. Read your sign, then forward this post, (Click on the Permanent Link and paste that in the email), with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real sh*t, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.





VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
VIRGO - The Virgin

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward this post.



SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
SCORPIO - The Sex Addict

EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.)
Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward this post.



LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
LIBRA - The Lame Lover

Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! However not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward this post.



ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
ARIES - The Liar

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward this post.



AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward this post.



GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
GEMINI - Does Twosomes

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward this post.



LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
LEO - The Lion in bed

Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward this post.



CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
CANCER - The Cutie

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward this post.



PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
PISCES - The Piece of Ass

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Sexy, DAMN IT. High sex appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward this post.



CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Sexy. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward this post.



TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
TAURUS - The Tramp

Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward this post.




SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
SAGITTARIUS - The Sexy one

Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found.Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward this post.


*Thanks, Dwight

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