ON THANK HEAVEN WE HAVE SCHOLARS
"The biggest problem with earthquake prediction studies is that you don’t know when there’ll be an earthquake."
--Alasdair Skelton, Stockholm University, Sweden
ON THE YOLK’S ON YOU, CYRUS!
"The entire cosmos...is like an egg. We live on the inner surface of the shell, and inside the hollow are the sun, moon, stars, planets and comets. What is outside? Absolutely nothing! The inside is all there is. You can’t see across it because the atmosphere is too dense. The shell is 100 miles thick...."
--visionary Cyrus Reed Teed, in the 1860s
ON BEING TOO HONEST
"Miss Charlene Mason sang “I will not pass this way again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation."
--in a church bulletin
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