The Wiz On The Street

Captain America, the comic book character created during World War II as a patriotic opponent of the Nazis, was killed by sniper bullets in a recent comic. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"

Monica Chan,
Systems Analyst
"But who will avenge him? If only there were a group of 'avengers,' if you will, organized for that purpose."

Herbert Mandelbaum,
Archivist
"Yet another intelligence failure by S.H.I.E.L.D.. How many more screwups must we endure before Bush fires Executive Director Nicholas Fury?"

Diego Lopez,
Florist
"Oh, man! Why are all the really cool assassinations wasted on make-believe people?"

*American Voices, The Onion