The Wiz On The Street

Actor Daniel Radcliffe, best known for his role as Harry Potter in the same-titled film series is appearing in a London production of the play Equus, complete with a nude scene. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"

Stan Ostroff,
Social Worker
"Ah, teenagers. He's just going through that phase where you want the world to see your flaccid wiener."

Shawna Deutsch,
Demolitionist
"What makes these people think there's a market for ex-child stars doing nude scenes?"

Benjamin Mather,
Student
"A play? Well that sucks. How am I supposed to download that?"

*American Voices, The Onion