Verizon Wireless announced that it will soon offer TV service over its cell-phone network. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"
Karen Gander,
Temp
"This service should go great with my new 52-inch phone."
Liam Daniels,
Systems Analyst
"Sure, it sounds good until you realize the contract locks you into watching The King Of Queens for two years."
Lyor Goldberg,
Fork-Lift Operator
"Big deal. Get back to me when I can watch TV on my cat."
*American Voices, The Onion
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