The Wiz On The Street

Microsoft recently released a patch for a critical security flaw in its Internet Explorer web browser. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?" Keith Applebaum, Crane Operator "Microsoft patching up this Explorer flaw is like—well, I would look up a good analogy if I could get online." 

Della Kurtz, Rail Yard Worker "I would like to think that this will be completely effective, but I know from personal experience that the patch tends to work only 99 percent of the time. The only surefire protection against Microsoft infections is abstinence."

Terry Orth, Miner "Wow, they always seem to know when something is wrong with my computer. Come to think of it, how do they always know when something is wrong with my computer?"

*The Onion