Little Boy at the bank
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank at a busy lunchtime. They got into line behind an obese woman wearing a business suit complete With pager. As the mother waited patiently, the boy looked at the woman in front and said loudly: "Gee, she's fat!"
The woman instinctively turned around and looked at the boy. His mother mildly reprimanded him.
A minute or so later, the boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced: "I bet her bottom is that wide!"
The woman turned around and glared at the boy. His mother gave him a good telling off.
A couple of minutes later, the boy stated loudly: "Look how the fat hangs over her belt!"
The woman angrily turned around and told the mother to control her rude child. The mother issued threats to the boy. He promised to behave.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager began to emit its distinctive tone, at which the little boy yelled in panic: "Run for your life, mom, she's backing up!!"
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