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Friday, November 03, 2006

The Love Doctor

The Love Doctor Dear Love Doctor,

What is Love?


Signed,

In a Funk & Wagnalls


Dear Funked-Up,

LOVE is that deep and intense feeling that is, to the greatest extent possible, utterly and completely unlike the feeling you experience when picking up a tub of cottage cheese by the lid and realizing that it is way, way, way past the expiration date just as the bottom of the tub leaps free and deposits its multicoloured contents on your left foot.

The Love Doctor


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