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Thursday, September 07, 2006

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS - TEXAS STYLE

Cowboy Woody 

People in Texas have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the ten Commandments. Folks here just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks out in west Texas got together and translated the "King James" into "King Ranch" language: Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie, Texas. 

(1) Just one God 

(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa 

(3) No telling tales or gossipin'. 

(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting. 

(5) Put nothin' before God. 

(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal. 

(7) No killin'. 

(8) Watch yer mouth 

(9) Don't take what ain't yers. 

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff 

Now that's kinda plain an' simple don't ya think? Y'all have a good Day, Ye hear now ?

*Thanks, Andy

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